Neighbour : aree Sayali gave birth to a daughter
me: oh wow good news..hows the baby?
Neighbour: the baby was one month early, so we cant visit her now
me:ohh !!! thats sad..koi baat nahi we can visit her later..waise how did you know?
neighbour: ohh Sayali's neighbour, the one on the 7th floor, scrapped me on Orkut...her name is Jyoti.
me: Oh i see...so Jyoti does not stay here anymore na...how did she know then?
Neighbour: no no Jyoti still stays there..we talk on Orkut in the mornings...
Me:(completely riddled in my head..orkutting across two buildings????) acha ok,mai chalti hu bhabi,khana banana hai
Neighbour: aree haa..today you have made "non-veg " na ,i could smeel the food across the kitchen
(our kitchen window are opposite)
Me:ohhh(smiling at the new sherlock holmes neighbouring me) ya ya G got it last night from Reliance
Neighbour: haaa i saw him carrying the Reliance plastic last night.Bhaiya late aaye they na kal??i dint see the car parked in the garage last night.
Me: yaa..actually he had his APR yesterday so he left early.
Neighbour: Yes yes i saw him in the morning in a tie so even i thought..koi interview hai kya?i told my husband too
(please note her husband is in the US for 2 months so this "telling " was online)
Me:Acha bhabi,i have to finish my cooking so i can watch the movie at night on HBO.
Neighbour: but you always watch "Sach Ka Samna) i keep hearing the music and sound at night.
Me : yaaa..i do watch it sometime..ok see you then
(i shut the door and am left to wonder the mysteries of next-door nosey neighbours)