[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[ x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x ] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[ x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
So far: 5
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[ x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 7
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ x] You have choked on your own spit .
[x ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
 You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 9
 You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
So far: 10
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
So far: 11
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[ x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[ x] You have ran around naked in your house.
So far: 14
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ x] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 16
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
[ x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.