now showing" bhabi next door"

Neighbour : aree Sayali gave birth to a daughter

me: oh wow good news..hows the baby?

Neighbour: the baby was one month early, so we cant visit her now

me:ohh !!! thats sad..koi baat nahi we can visit her later..waise how did you know?

neighbour: ohh Sayali's neighbour, the one on the 7th floor, scrapped me on Orkut...her name is Jyoti.

me: Oh i see...so Jyoti does not stay here anymore na...how did she know then?

Neighbour: no no Jyoti still stays there..we talk on Orkut in the mornings...

Me:(completely riddled in my head..orkutting across two buildings????) acha ok,mai chalti hu bhabi,khana banana hai

Neighbour: aree haa..today you have made "non-veg " na ,i could smeel the food across the kitchen

(our kitchen window are opposite)

Me:ohhh(smiling at the new sherlock holmes neighbouring me) ya ya G got it last night from Reliance

Neighbour: haaa i saw him carrying the Reliance plastic last night.Bhaiya late aaye they na kal??i dint see the car parked in the garage last night.

Me: yaa..actually he had his APR yesterday so he left early.

Neighbour: Yes yes i saw him in the morning in a tie so even i thought..koi interview hai kya?i told my husband too

(please note her husband is in the US for 2 months so this "telling " was online)

Me:Acha bhabi,i have to finish my cooking so i can watch the movie at night on HBO.

Neighbour: but you always watch "Sach Ka Samna) i keep hearing the music and sound at night.

Me : yaaa..i do watch it sometime..ok see you then

(i shut the door and am left to wonder the mysteries of next-door nosey neighbours)